Mild mannered Shawn Wagner happily and steadily goes about his life as a drywaller by day, contracting, supervising,and enjoying the company of good people. But what most people dont know is his secret allegence and pledge to constantly maintain the safety of earth and battle the EVIL herd of intergalactic water buffolo. I will spend my life in peril, to ensure that you may enjoy yours. (Every one is super stolked on you Shawn, even if they dont know it!) (Gimme some Fives)
Interests
Money, fuckin' an beer
......an the occasional episode of spider-man:)
Favorite Movies
Naughty Nurses
Favorite TV Shows
shit that makes me laugh
Favorite Books
Kama Sutra for dummies
Favorite Quote
Hey, quit dressin' me up as a mail man, and makin' me dance in front of your friends, while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy I dont know in my Dad's bed!
my only comment is "why is the rum always gone".....oh yeah, shawn deserves a billy clubbing for ditching me @ the pig jig....mwa ha ha.....soon u will learn the power of the Nate side...da da da do da da do da da
Shawn Wagner?????.....Who the hell is that guy??? Probably some jerk drywaller...
but for real, this guy like the bro I never had(or wanted...hehe) keep the peace bra and give a freakin call for somethin other than golf and beer sometime jerk....
Shawn you're my reason for living! Or something less creepy? No we'll go more creepy (I pride myself on that being one of my main traits).. You're my reason for living AND I bought Transformer bubble bath just to be more like you-- it was hard to switch over from My Little Pony Bubble bath, but the end result (smelling more like you smell) was incredible. I also have to thank you for being my main source of entertainment at work via msn while I, ahem, rock out to the radio... can't wait for your next rant or rave while I ignore the phones!
So, describe Shawn, hey? Hmmm.....let's see... he's always been super nice and friendly....awesome fun to hang and party with.....genuine and seemingly happy (especially after getting married...again I say congrads and I'm so happy for you two!!!!) He's a great guy with an awesome soul and I feel so lucky to be his friend....candace
Wagner is a good man. He's kind of a spaz but that's cool. It makes him "spontanious" and "unique" and chicks love that stuff...oh wait...he's married...yeah no never mind he's a spaz but I love him like the brother I had and then ate and his beautiful wife Bailey is equally if not..more cool and and awsome. In conclusion I would just like to say that Wagner is my homeboy and I would eat a kitten in front of the pope if he asked me too, that's how much I love this guy.
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